This punk thought he could get a jump on holiday shopping--except he didn’t want to shell out his own money. Stealing credits cards from different people, he managed to buy a few items here and there before each card could be shut off. The store caught on that he wasn’t who he claimed and had him sit with their loss prevention officer. This straight bf thought he was untouchable until the pervy officer puts his hands all over him! Under the threat of going to jail for identity theft, the officer tells him to lick his dong. Without any options, he reluctantly does as he’s told, tasting meat for the first time before it plows him up his behind.