In case 1801015-02, two buddies head to the electronics store hoping to check out the post-holiday sales. But apparently, the only deal one of them is interested in is a five-finger discount. He doesn’t know his friend has already had a run-in with the pervy Loss Prevention Officer and tries to swipe a tiny camera for himself. And wouldn’t you know it, they’re caught on camera stealing cameras! Not wanting to end up in jail, the two agree to the officer’s own special deal: take his gigantic, bare penis and avoid the slammer!