Seeing a nice, shiny, (small) necklace, this dumb lug thinks he can pull a fast one by putting it in his butt! He thinks that even if he gets patted down, they’ll find nothing on him. How he got it in there is a mystery, but the missing necklace doesn’t go unnoticed. Too bad for him, this particular Loss Prevention Officer loves nothing more than a good, thorough cavity search. So much so that even after he finds the lost item, he feels the urge to keep getting up in there! The perp has a choice: take the guy’s schlong up his ass or make a special V-Day reservation in the slammer!